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Post by Lemon on Dec 16, 2008 15:34:09 GMT -5
HAY SEXAY! Oprah had her way with you early this season. That damn Oreo bitch of a woman. You've been queen of prejury for a while now. How has it been? Michael was scared off, Julie Chen shot Jase in the face, and Jen D went emo on us and slit her wrists. Quite an exciting second week but it would have been better if you were present! So sexay thing, excited for your chance to come back into the house?
Lemon is here to keep you company! I'll keep the Oprah's away!
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Post by janelle on Dec 16, 2008 15:40:59 GMT -5
yey for queen of the pre-jury house. i'm so awesome that no one wants to compete with me for the most awesome title of queen of urtv. the pre-jury thing should just be titled "janelle's castle" clearly. Oprah is evil.... she definately had her way with me far to early this season. But I'll escape her. Just you watch. Being in this pre-jury house has been so lame, mostly because of the awesome shooting of evan, and the emoness of ricky...and then just the generally lameness that is michael. allstars is crazy. I'm really pumped for my chance to get back into the house, right now i have a 1/1 chance of getting in, which is sad because at this point it SHOULD be 1/4 but haha fuckers. i'm too awesome for them. at some points i have just wanted to give up waiting around here for a chance to re-enter, and join housecalls so i can bitch about everyone and everything... cause we all know i tend to be fairly opinionated (haha hows that for an understatment)... but im holding out cause i wanna beat keesha's ass into the GROUND!
DAVID AND BRITTI ARE AWESOME. the entire world needs to know this now.
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Post by Lemon on Dec 16, 2008 15:45:09 GMT -5
public notice: Hello. Britti and David are awesome
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Post by janelle on Dec 18, 2008 9:22:56 GMT -5
keesha is -5. yey i can go to my last final happy!!=D
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Post by janelle on Dec 22, 2008 4:52:40 GMT -5
seriously? wtf....... some people were playing real dirty really early. david, if only patrick had talked to me i might still actually be in the game. he had no reason not to trust me.
AprilLewis2nd (2:35:38 AM): Hey Britt... I havn't talked to you in a while. How have you been? jedi jani xo (2:36:03 AM): Hey! i've been alright just school and work. you? sorry to see you and corey are nominated. AprilLewis2nd (2:36:38 AM): I know... I'm going to try and get one of us off the block. We'll see what I can do, ha ha. He tried a little earlier and I think made some headway. jedi jani xo (2:37:00 AM): yeah i was talkin to him for a bit i was gonna go to bed but got talking to some friends lol AprilLewis2nd (2:37:01 AM): So did you get good grades and stuff? jedi jani xo (2:37:21 AM): uhm i did alright. barely passed a few courses but did really good in others. how about you? are you on break yet? jedi jani xo (2:40:06 AM): how have you been? AprilLewis2nd (2:40:25 AM): Yea. I'm on break and got good grades so yay!!!!! And been good enjoying my break, and missin you. jedi jani xo (2:41:01 AM): awee <3 i missed you too! jedi jani xo (2:41:07 AM): glad u got good marks! AprilLewis2nd (2:42:34 AM): Yep. I did surprisingly well on my finals... but I took a week and half of work off to study for them and such. And now have no money, ha ha. jedi jani xo (2:43:11 AM): lol. wow thats crazy i didnt really study for mine at all. but im not going back to school in january so i am just glad i passed everything AprilLewis2nd (2:43:33 AM): Your not? Why? jedi jani xo (2:44:22 AM): i need to pay some stuff off. and im gonna go to ontario and visit a friend. need to make sure i'm doing the right thing for my self. AprilLewis2nd (2:45:04 AM): Gotcha. Just don't become an uneducated loser. Promise me that! <3 jedi jani xo (2:45:48 AM): LOL i promise you i won't. life is sort of an education in it's self. but i'll get a degree eventually AprilLewis2nd (2:46:07 AM): Yay! At least a certificate or associates or masters or PHD! AprilLewis2nd (2:46:08 AM): ROFL jedi jani xo (2:46:49 AM): LOLOLOL ill never be a doctor lol jedi jani xo (2:47:30 AM): i dont do blood. and i hate doctors lol AprilLewis2nd (2:47:57 AM): LOl! jedi jani xo (2:48:36 AM): jedi jani xo (2:48:44 AM): plus i couldnt do school for that long jedi jani xo (2:52:54 AM): so what are you up to tonite AprilLewis2nd (2:53:42 AM): Just talking to Chelsia on Skype and being bored. Lol. and Hungry... you? jedi jani xo (2:54:14 AM): lol falling asleep i was just playing a game on msn with my friend and im in some random chat with people from urtv. jedi jani xo (2:54:20 AM): keesha and i are being civil to eachother lol AprilLewis2nd (2:55:27 AM): Well that's good. I never thought that day would come. jedi jani xo (2:55:55 AM): lol well i called her my bff when i saw she was in the chat i was like "oh hai bff" lol jedi jani xo (2:56:09 AM): its just a game. jedi jani xo (2:56:14 AM): i'm not gonna murder anyone over it AprilLewis2nd (2:56:20 AM): ROFL. I am. AprilLewis2nd (2:56:29 AM): Daniele is on my hitlist. She nommed me. jedi jani xo (2:56:46 AM): keesha and dan would still be on mine. thats just me tho. jedi jani xo (2:57:02 AM): then anyone who voted me out you'd be last on that list tho cause i still like you jedi jani xo (2:57:03 AM): hahaha AprilLewis2nd (2:57:34 AM): ROFL AprilLewis2nd (2:57:47 AM): Just wait til you see my confessional, I have HUGE reasson. Lol. jedi jani xo (2:58:03 AM): I dont get it. Ricky yelled at me for having all these alliances.. but he had 4. jedi jani xo (2:58:19 AM): Every alliance I had you knew about so I dont know what you heard about me being alligned with everyone. jedi jani xo (2:58:28 AM): it was you and me and dustin jedi jani xo (2:58:32 AM): and you me dustin chelsia and will AprilLewis2nd (2:58:37 AM): Is that it? jedi jani xo (2:58:39 AM): yes jedi jani xo (2:58:43 AM): i have no reason to lie. AprilLewis2nd (2:58:48 AM): You didn't ask Jen, Amanda, Jessica for a final four? jedi jani xo (2:58:51 AM): Nope. AprilLewis2nd (2:59:00 AM): You didn't ask Nick and Jessica? jedi jani xo (2:59:02 AM): Nope. jedi jani xo (2:59:10 AM): wow. people were lying to you. AprilLewis2nd (2:59:11 AM): Well someone was doing lots of lying about you.jedi jani xo (2:59:43 AM): I'm speechless right now because I never made any of those alliances. AprilLewis2nd (3:00:05 AM): Aw, I kinda feel bad now. jedi jani xo (3:00:12 AM): I heard the night before I was evicted that there were rumours going on about me being in a 5 person alliance jedi jani xo (3:00:15 AM): in the other houe jedi jani xo (3:00:16 AM): house jedi jani xo (3:00:18 AM): and i was like wtf? jedi jani xo (3:00:27 AM): thats what i was trying to talk to you about. AprilLewis2nd (3:01:23 AM): Well I heard it from so many people, I was like oh hell no! jedi jani xo (3:01:37 AM): Why didn't you talk to me about it? I wouldn't have lied to you. AprilLewis2nd (3:01:52 AM): Because I thought you would have. jedi jani xo (3:02:05 AM): I'm always loyal to people until they fuck me over. You never have before. AprilLewis2nd (3:02:17 AM): <3 I did week one of this game. jedi jani xo (3:02:35 AM): It's ok. Now you just know to talk to me instead of making assumptions AprilLewis2nd (3:02:48 AM): Of course. AprilLewis2nd (3:03:00 AM): We'll have to talk after confessionals are open. jedi jani xo (3:03:10 AM): Yeah. AprilLewis2nd went idle at 3:19:59 AM. AprilLewis2nd returned at 3:23:34 AM. AprilLewis2nd signed off at 3:44:27 AM. AprilLewis2nd is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
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Post by Lemon on Jan 5, 2009 19:17:12 GMT -5
lozzlegozzle! Welcome back to the house <3
How does it feel to have escaped Oprah's grubby hands?
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Post by janelle on Jan 5, 2009 21:27:17 GMT -5
LOZZLEGOZZLE!! that word sounds fun! Thanks for the welcome back love!!<3
It feels great to have escaped from Oprah once again. I feel a little bad though, because I was competing against Corey and Shadow, and would have been happy if either of them had got back in...but I am selfishly glad it was I who got the chance to play again, without Keesha gunning for me too, thats EXCELLENT!
I hope I make it to merge though so I can get Dan out. oy.
David I miss you where has you been?
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Post by Lemon on Jan 10, 2009 18:19:55 GMT -5
I've been hooked on smallville and lost! I've come back to this planet though just like you've come back to the game. So now onto more pressing matters: 1) Did the soul of Sarah Herseykisses (or whatever your last name was when you were in urtv3) leave her body and inhabit janelle's for this game or did you kick the midget to the curb and go on without her? 2) Oprah decided she wanted to go on a diet in 09. Fatty stop eating people? How safe does this make you feel? Do you think you can win now that she's not targeting you? 3) You coming back into the game lets me still hold the record for biggest jump in a URTV series. I get to claim worst position ever. THANK YOU FOR THAT! That is all for now. PS. #3 isn't a question... but pretend it is.
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Post by janelle on Jan 10, 2009 21:37:38 GMT -5
I've been TRYING to watch Smallville, but the discs my friend lent me dont work in my laptop OR my ps2. I am going to try my dads dvd player that I bought him for xmas, later tonite. IF it doesn't work I'mma be pissed:( But I am glad you came back to this planet because I has missed u Sarah Hersheykisses, died and took the midget with her. It was a sad moment. There was a funeral, but you must have missed it. I r Secret Agent now =) as for oprah, I DO feel safe, because human meat is very fattening. she's probably only going to eat leafs and blueberrys this year. I feel confident I can win without oprah chasing after me!! I like that you and I are the king and queen of urtv:D yey for records! you have the biggest jump and i have the biggest landslide win:D <3 i love that you updated this, and are planning to keep updating it daily. I feel like we haven't talked much!!!!!!!!!! I missed lemon
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Post by Angie on Jan 11, 2009 3:19:25 GMT -5
lemons are sour
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Post by janelle on Jan 11, 2009 13:18:37 GMT -5
hai angie<3
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Post by Angie on Jan 11, 2009 14:00:41 GMT -5
hihi britti!
sorry to invade, but it needed to be said lol <3333
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Post by Lemon on Jan 11, 2009 23:58:41 GMT -5
I remember watching Sarah Herseykisses death. it was horrible. Oprah ate her body first and then swallowed her head whole. It was not the prettiest sight and so i avoided all things sarah since then. I missed the funeral. This was probably for the best as she was a midget and so deserved reduced attendance . You may feel safe now as Oprah has declared she's on a diet but bitch is great at breaking them. The oreo cookie of a woman is known to get thin and then break all the stops. How certain are you that she won't come after you once she sheds the weight? What will you do if you hear of her wavering on her diet? What does this picture mean to you? What do you think of Rachael Ray? This ends today's round of questioning. I may take a few days break before the next set.
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Post by janelle on Jan 12, 2009 0:10:49 GMT -5
LOL Midgets actually deserve more attention, because they are like circus freaks. Once she sheds the weight I'm sure she will come after me cause I am all sorts of delicious. But lady won't get her dirty paws anywhere near me cause I'll be just within reach, and then I'll jump forward and she won't want to lift her legs any further.
If I hear of her wavering on her diet, I will use my super powers to set up a invisible electric fence surrounding me. I am pretty sure she won't enjoy getting zapped all the time.
That picture is freaky deaky.
Rachel Ray is far to perky for my liking.
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