Week 2.

[Chelsia]

fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck. gah. how do I put this into words...

FUCK.

screwed. completely and absolutely screwed. the 1 person who would without a doubt put Will & I up together... won hoh. FABULOUS. Idk how to get outta this one, like... my brain shut down the minute I saw it. yay. I hope I'm being self-centered and she isn't after us... but logic says I'm right. I have no evidence, except that she's told April that me/Will/Keesha need to be broken up. and I know Dan [and Keesha] will make things worse. what was I saying? oh right, s-c-r-e-w-e-d.

what a suckass 24 hrs. Janelle goes and Jen wins hoh. thats not how the karmic balance is supposed to work!!

[Chelsia]

super quick - no convo updates. gotta try to go to bed soon.

April told me I'm going up. Keesha dodged. Will started his plans with Jen. fail. Jen told me basically Will and I are going up and she wants Will out. jealous tranny bitch. oops. Will continued with plans, no good.

[basically Ricky just thinks he's so effin cool & wants to be the one that takes Will out. its like the shitbag no playoffs in sight NFL team that works their ass off to beat the undefeated team in week 12. its not gonna do shit for them and really NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, but they do it just to feel cool.]

oops so yeah we're gonna be nom'd. we tried for just 1 cuz we can pull of staying if its just 1. but no. gave up. so now the plan is WIN VETO and get the votes haha. easier said than done. its gonna be really hard to pull this off.

oh just for lolz

EvanSpice (12:19:42 AM): oh
EvanSpice (12:19:48 AM): well kaysee sucks
EvanSpice (12:19:51 AM): and im out of allstarz
chelsiaxhart (12:28:02 AM): what?
chelsiaxhart (12:28:05 AM): like done?
chelsiaxhart (12:28:12 AM): like no longer existing?
EvanSpice (12:31:10 AM):
si
chelsiaxhart (12:33:34 AM): how come?
EvanSpice (12:34:02 AM): my god nevermind
EvanSpice (12:34:03 AM): imout
EvanSpice (12:34:10 AM): because kaysees a baby

[Chelsia]

zzoommgg me & Will are nominated. what a suprise! not. gotta give Ricky credit, he's not a complete dumbass... his noms were very smart. but his speech was bullshit. I'm an amazing social player? SINCE WHEN?

Nak came to me this morning. told Jen if he puts me up then she's putting up Amanda. he still did it. and now Nak's gonna put up Nick & Alison. I wanted Amanda to be out just so Ricky would be pissed. lolz. wtf is this? me & Cody get nominated and then Kathleen & Joe get nominated? WTF when did people get smart? HUH? lolz

veto.. rig it for me, kay? Ideal situation: Scott goes up, Scott goes byebye. I'll post about veto & vote situations when the time comes. I wanna get off the effin block though

[Chelsia]

damn lots of DR posts lately. so I had to tell April and Keesha about lying about the vote. Keesha was like eh whatever. she's a fucking liar too so maybe she realized it'd be hypocritical to yell at me for it. April of course got all high and mighty, basically tried to use it as an out to not vote for me or something. whatever. she's got 500 deals and alliances so, she can just stfu kthanks. Keesha will be cool, thinking veto wont be used and will probably want Will to go. she'll think once Will is gone I'll have no one to go to... when in all reality IF I even go with someone... it would be Daniele. veto picks happened, doesn't matter much. afterwards both Dustin and Daniele told Will they wouldn't use it. obvs Scott and Jen wont. Will tried getting Daniele and Dustin to throw it, we'll see. so there is literally NO OTHER OPTION than Will or myself winning. like, there's just not. period. tbh I think Will will win veto, and depending on who replacement is... I'll leave like 4-2. maybe less.

[Chelsia]

OMG waiting for veto is driving me crazy, just sayin. Will and I made like 8 practice ones. I've been doing them in avg 23 seconds [but I've already seen them] and he's getting new ones in like 34 seconds. so yeah, if neither of us win this... well I'm not gonna be like rigged but it would def. be a disgrace to humanity. lolz. I think he'll win. then hopefully Scott will go up. I've got Daniele and Will, that's two. Keesha swore to me no matter who's nominated I have her vote. I think I would against Scott. this is where it gets tricky. April's pissed I lied to her. but, I've taken my usual social strategy to a whole new level. like usually I talk alot of non-game to people to establish relationships.. get them to like me and wanna keep my around... but I'm going above and beyond for when I need her vote. so I think I'd get April. Dustin is a maybe.. he could be mad we tried to get him out lol. and Dan.. I'd say no unless it was a lock I was staying or Keesha told him to. SO. basically. I think I got the votes to stay against Scott [maybe Dustin] if Keesha & April aren't lying. anyone else, I'm dunzo. & for the record, I'd HATE my fate being in Keesha's hands. grr

[Chelsia]

WHAT THE SHIT?

Will got 8 seconds. I cant even type them all that fast.

god, I hope she puts up Scott. that's like.. my only chance. I'm praying for that. MAYBE Dustin. Dustin would be the backup option. the others, I think I'm screwed.

[Chelsia]

well isnt this nice. I lose veto, I'm probably getting evicted since I don't think I even have Daniele's vote now, AND I get accused of cheating. all in like 5 minutes. FUN NIGHT. YAY



Dani obvs didn't want Will to win, gah I knew he was with Dan and Jen. yays. best is that Scott goes up.. but even then it would be a tie and Jen would evict me. so without at least 2 of Daniele, Dustin, April... I'm screwed.

[Chelsia]

long update time. sorry I dont have convos cuz me and April talked about it all on skype. so yeah

apparently everyone except Will and Scott promised Jen they would vote to evict me. Jen decided then put up Scott, I leave. now, if Scott goes up, April says she's gonna work Dustin into voting to keep me, and I'll do the same. if I get Dustin, then I get April, Keesha too. and obvs I have Will. thats 4, I stay. however if I don't get Dustin, then April isn't voting for me either so I leave. if Dustin goes up, April gets Scott and I stay. this is all if April is telling me the truth. like I've mentioned before he likes to be a big mastermind [uhm just look at the Jase eviction ;] SO if either of them go up and I leave... then its on April. if I stay, then yay s3 vs s4, s3 ftw. also, Daniele's a bitch. oopsies. obvs Shadow was after us the whole time, Idk why Cody trusted him so Keesha's with April [and in turn s3] but stuck up Dan's ass too. Keesha's got this shit made, ugh. so yeah, best case scenario now is Dustin goes up and April gets Scott.. but second best which is a little riskier.. is Scott goes up and April gets Dustin. we can't push for Dustin though, then Jen def. puts up Scott and Dustin gets pissed and votes me out for sure.

now, I wish you'd let Will post the effin ceremony so I can know who I'm up against and start campaigning for real haha. I'll just have to stick to my social game with Dustin for now, and campaign once I see the replacement. thats bout it.

[Chelsia]

"Are you guys fucking morons? Keeping Chelsia in the game could possibly be the dumbest move in URTV history. Did you not see how strong Will & Chels were in URTV3. All of your words are worth shit, and I'm getting completely frustrated."

lmfaolmfao. this is true. too bad people believe me yay. social game ftw bitches.

loottsss of drama. all because of April. this guy's really running shit.

+ lets be honest, he pretty much orchestrated the Jase thing, and told me so himself.
+ he got votes to flip in turn pissing Jen of causing him to quit.
+ he told Nak to put up Nick and Alison causing all of that drama.
+ he's said so himself that us 2 are aligned with everyone in SP now except Dan.

I "signed" a verbal contract basically saying I'll be his and Dustin's bitch until final 4. I talked to Patrick all day, we practically got it on [not literally, you get my point] and so got Dustin and Keesha for me. I did a little talking but just normal campaigning. and then I thought I was going and told Will who flipped and then went to get Daniele. so basically they campaigned for me and got all votes except Dan, got me in alliances with everyone, got Jase expelled, got Jen to quit. and I like.. Idk what I did. like I said, social game ftw.

now, April, I wont go after him, I'll let the others do it. same with Dustin, he's not a threat. I made that contract and I'll have to stick to it unless it threatens me or Will. Keesha, better watch her back. I asked if she was voting to keep me and she said yes, then told April no. BITCH. she also said [and I heard this through skype] that she was gonna evict me just to hurt Will. pyscho bitch. we're done for good. and she can kiss my ass about "protecting Dan". I have zero loyalty to him cuz I'm not even aligned with him. Daniele, I guess we're aligned again? whatevs, I know you were gonna vote me out... bad you. Scott... who? jk he's whatever to me. nothing bad, nothing good. lets see who's left? Will. yay we always said we can get through anything unless we're nom'd against each other.. then we're screwed. and we survived that. even if Jen didn't quit we would have survived, so go us.

that's a long ass DR, and I'm getting tired. I think that covers it all. oh and Alison better not leave!

[Chelsia]

another long update. ewws. I'm gonna explain everything from last night lolz. I wish I had convos with April that skype loving bitch.

so I talked to April a shitload this weekend about the game & other stuff, for when I needed her vote. and she came through. April came to me saying if she gets Dustin they got the votes to keep me. Scott went up, and he started the plan. Dustin at first was totally for evicting me, even after this convo...

chelsiaxhart (9:11:44 PM): so
chelsiaxhart (9:11:45 PM): lol
chelsiaxhart (9:11:53 PM): i dont wanna make this awkward haha
chelsiaxhart (9:12:03 PM): but i just wanted to talk to you about the vote
mr bauchy (9:12:22 PM): haha alright
chelsiaxhart (9:12:33 PM): so
chelsiaxhart (9:12:52 PM): i understand if you're iffy on my or anything like that
chelsiaxhart (9:13:01 PM): because of last week
chelsiaxhart (9:13:20 PM): but i want you to know, my vote wasnt to evict you it was to save janie
chelsiaxhart (9:13:51 PM): and i felt horrible about it, but in the end i was with boooth of you and i knew britti longer and better :[
chelsiaxhart (9:14:09 PM): i didnt want either of you evicted though :[
chelsiaxhart (9:14:25 PM): and you are 100% safe with me, if you didnt already know that
mr bauchy (9:15:32 PM): yeah i completely understand where your coming from, its jsut hard this week because i have 2 people up, one that voted to keep me and the other that voted to evict me
chelsiaxhart (9:16:11 PM): yeah i understand
chelsiaxhart (9:16:16 PM): id feel the same way
chelsiaxhart (9:16:37 PM): but i just wanted you to hear that. i never wanted either of you evicted
chelsiaxhart (9:17:06 PM): and to know that you will be safe with me
chelsiaxhart (9:17:18 PM): i took whats been said between us seriously.
chelsiaxhart (9:17:54 PM): im not the best at comps, but im decent at them and if i win them you're safe ;]
mr bauchy (9:18:47 PM): im definatly going to take this convo into consideration and think about what im gonna do i really wont know what im doing until i do my vote
chelsiaxhart (9:19:01 PM): okay ;]
chelsiaxhart (9:19:08 PM): thank you for hearing me out, i really appreciate it
chelsiaxhart (9:19:24 PM): and if theres anything you wanna talk about or ask me about in making your decision.. im here ;]
chelsiaxhart (9:19:36 PM): so yeah, thanks
chelsiaxhart (9:19:39 PM): ;]

god reading that.. I'm disgusted. I fail. but in my defense I was way preoccupied with Survivor and Cowboys. so he told April sorry he's evicting me. April told me, and I was like daaaaayum, kay wait til tomorrow to vote. I went to Will and said I was going. we'd made a deal that he laid low and did nothing unless I knew I was going. so after that he went to Daniele.. then I went to Daniele. right as this happened, Dustin IMs me:

mr bauchy (12:01:37 AM): you have nothign to worry about
chelsiaxhart (12:04:22 AM): really?
mr bauchy (12:04:34 AM): yeah your golden
chelsiaxhart (12:04:41 AM): omg thank you <33
chelsiaxhart (12:04:50 AM): i just want you to know im 100% serious
chelsiaxhart (12:04:58 AM): and honest
chelsiaxhart (12:05:02 AM): about everything ive said
mr bauchy (12:06:11 AM): and i trust you...for the most part haha itll take me a bit to get over the fact that you and will voted to evict me but its just something stupid that i need to get over
chelsiaxhart (12:07:27 AM): no its not stupid
chelsiaxhart (12:07:30 AM): i completely understand
chelsiaxhart (12:07:37 AM): ill just have to earn your trust back
mr bauchy (12:08:25 AM): its all good! so you, me, april and will are back on?
chelsiaxhart (12:08:49 AM): yep yep
chelsiaxhart (12:08:52 AM): :]
mr bauchy (12:09:02 AM): good
chelsiaxhart (12:10:09 AM): thank you
chelsiaxhart (12:10:13 AM): like i appreciate this so much
mr bauchy (12:10:44 AM): haha no worries! just dont go stab me in the back or youl lahev an angry corey after you
chelsiaxhart (12:12:12 AM): haha
chelsiaxhart (12:12:14 AM): i wouldnt
chelsiaxhart (12:12:15 AM): ever
chelsiaxhart (12:12:22 AM): im loyal
mr bauchy (12:13:11 AM): good

oopsies. huge lie. Patrick called me and said Dustin was now going to keep me. but I had to sign a contract. I dont remember it all, the terms were like:

+ I dont nominate either of them until final four unless situations arise where I have no other option.
+ I don't evict either of them unless they are nominated against each other.
+ I will not ever throw an HOH
+ Will use veto on them

and some other stuff. I swore on my mother and grandmothers life to the terms. yikes. but I mean really, I doubt God cares about an ORG and I would have said anything to get the votes. lolz. god that's horrible.

so then Dustin says the alliance of us three + Will is back on and I'm staying. IN THE MEANTIME, I found out Keesha is voting me out. she made an alliance with her, April, Dan, Daniele, and Jen to f5. idiot. I asked if she was voting to keep me, 20 minutes later she says then.. she thengoes and tells April no. she was gonna vote me out cuz it would hurt Will. biitch. so April gets her vote. Will, thinking Keesha isn't voting to keep me, brings in Daniele with the Dustin alliance, gets her vote and theres another alliance to the merge. April finally gets Keesha after saying allll this stuff about how they can use me and Will and ditch us and shit

so basically I had all votes minus Dan. Keesha and I get in a chat and she basically says I have to keep Dan safe. then April told Dan might as well vote Scott out since I'm staying. word gets to Jen, Jen gets pissed, and then... we all know the rest of that.

so yeah all of ^ doesn't mean shit since the voting never took place, but there is a point to it. ACTUALLY START READING HERE :]

I'm aligned with:

April, Dustin, Daniele, Will - to the merge
April, Dustin, Will - within that
Will - obvs the only person I have loyalty to

Keesha, Will, April
and again Will within that.

and I agreed to basically not go after Dan. so, I'm literally aligned with everyone left now except Scott... who I don't see as a threat. I'm not supposed to throw HOH because I swore not to, and I want myself and Will safe... however winning HOH = me betraying at least one person. this week reeeeally messed up how I play the game, but ohwellz.

safest with me goes in this order: Will, April, Dustin, Daniele, Scott, Keesha, Dan. and I'll do a Houseguests update when I feel like it. *is in need of a break now*

[nakomis]

Dec 11, 2008 19:19:40 GMT -5 Chelsia said:

zzoommgg me & Will are nominated. what a suprise! not. gotta give Ricky credit, he's not a complete dumbass... his noms were very smart. but his speech was bullshit. I'm an amazing social player? SINCE WHEN?

Nak came to me this morning. told Jen if he puts me up then she's putting up Amanda. he still did it. and now Nak's gonna put up Nick & Alison. I wanted Amanda to be out just so Ricky would be pissed. lolz. wtf is this? me & Cody get nominated and then Kathleen & Joe get nominated? WTF when did people get smart? HUH? lolz

veto.. rig it for me, kay? Ideal situation: Scott goes up, Scott goes byebye. I'll post about veto & vote situations when the time comes. I wanna get off the effin block though

you thought that was smart how cute