Episode One. (Kill the Lights - Britney Spears)

[April Lewis]

Kill the Lights - Britney Spears

Danja Intro [Radio News Break]
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt our program of Dance Music, to bring you a special bulletin from the intercontinental radio news. Our very own Pop Princess -now Queen of Pop, has a special announcement she will like to make.."

You're on...
I think I'm ready for my close up..
Yeah...

You don't like me
I don't like you, It don't matter (Who?)
Only difference
You still listen, I don't have to (Who?)
In one ear and
Out the other, I don't need you (Who?)
Your words don't stick
I ain't perfect, but you ain't either (Who?)

If your feeling froggy leap (Oh)
I ain't even losin' sleep (Oh)
Theres more to me than what you see (Oh)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..

Mr. Photographer
I think I'm ready for my close-up
Tonight
Make sure you catch me from my good side
Pick one
These other (Ha!) just wanna be me
Is that money in your pocket?
Or you happy to see me?

Kill the Lights!
(Take 'em out, turn 'em off, break 'em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don't be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I feel you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can't handle the truth
What happened to 'em?

I KILLED
The Lights (Pure)
The Lights (Satis)
The Lights (Faction)
I KILL
The Lights (Lights)
The Lights (Camera)
The Lights (Action)

I KILL
The Lights (Pure)
The Lights (Satis)
The Lights (Faction)
I KILL
The Lights (Lights)
The Lights (Camera)
The Lights (Action)

All the flashin', tryin' to cash-in
Hurts my eyes
All the poses, out of focus
I despise

Eff me over, your exposure
Not the best
You want me bad, I want you out
Release this stress.


Mr. Photographer (Yeaaaaaaaah)
I think I'm ready for my close-up
Tonight (Yeaaaaaaah!)
Make sure you catch me from my good side
Pick one (Yeaaaaaah)
These other (Ha!) just wanna be me
Is that money in your pocket? (Yeah)
Or you happy to see me?

Kill the Lights!
(Take 'em out, turn 'em off, break 'em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don't be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I feel you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can't handle the truth
What happened to 'em?

I KILLED
The Lights (Pure)
The Lights (Satis)
The Lights (Faction)
I KILL
The Lights (Lights)
The Lights (Camera)
The Lights (Action)

I KILL
The Lights (Pure)
The Lights (Satis)
The Lights (Faction)
I KILL
The Lights (Lights)
The Lights (Camera)
The Lights (Action)

You're the star now, welcome to the big league
They all want a pic, they all wanna see, see, see
What you're made of... what you're gonna do
Is life gonna get the best of you?

(No)
Kill the Lights!
(Take 'em out, turn 'em off, break 'em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don't be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I've seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can't handle the truth
What happened to 'em?

I KILLED
The Lights (Pure)
The Lights (Satis)
The Lights (Faction)
I KILL
The Lights (Lights)
The Lights (Camera)
The Lights (Action)

I KILL
The Lights (Pure)
The Lights (Satis)
The Lights (Faction)
I KILL
The Lights (Lights)
The Lights (Camera)
The Lights (Action)

Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Yeah!

[Laughter]

This song is so perfect for week one of my gameplay, I love it. I'm not an obsessed Britney fan like some of my fellow competitors, but I do like her music... and I LOVE the lyrics to this song because they describe April Lewis' gameplay perfectly.

I'm so ready for my close up just as the song says. I know people have argued and went back and forth about saying if I'm deserving of All-Stars and what not... well I'm ready for my close up, I'm ready for the game, and I will show people that I am deserving of All-Stars and I know exactly what I'm doing and how I'm going to do it. I'm going to work in the dark... I kill the lights, and while the lights are out and everyone is in the dark I work my magic... I run over to Dustin and Janelle and make an alliance with them to target Keesha. Then I run over to Keesha and Chelsia and make an alliance with them to target Janelle. Then I run over to Scott and make an alliance with him to target Dan. THen I run over to Will and make an alliance with him to take out Jen. Then I turn the lights back on, and do some sexy dance moves around tricky situations and avoid any confrontations, all the drama, and just stick to the April Lewis people expect me to be... nice and boring. Then I kill the lights, take em down, turn em off, and break em down.


The twist where 4 new people come into the game was so crazy... I kind of expected more people to come into the game, I just didn't know it'd be right away. And I was happy to see my girl Nakomis, and devastated to see Jase. Jase is a insecure, punk ass, little bitch who deserves to get the shit kicked out of him, be evicted ASAP, and has a big surprise when karma hits him like he'd never expect. There is no reason for a human being to be so hostile towards someone(s) he's never even met before, it's ridiculous and uncalled for. And I'm so happy that he's in the other house, because if he wasn't... it could very well ruin my game because I wouldn't be the quiet April Lewis that people expect, I'd be a bitter bitch until either myself or Jase was evicted.

I really really like the twist that seperated this game into two houses. When I saw the food competition, and KC said these teams will make a difference in the game, or something along those lines I thought we'd each have to vote someone off so I knew I wanted to be with close allies... {Dustin, Janelle, Season 3, and Scott} and I'm glad how everything turned out. I have an alliance with Dustin and Janelle that we will target Keesha and help each other at whatever cost to get to the final house. I have a really close bond and alliance with Scott, and of course season 3 will stick together because were amazing like that. I really really want Dan and Daniele out soon, but I don't know if that will be possible or not... I've already tried slandering Dan's name to Janelle, Dustin, and Scott and last night I told Will that I didn't like Dan, and he told me don't worry he wont make it past week 3, so I'm really really hoping that Dan leaves soon! Sorry Dan, but I hate you.

Nakomis and I spoke on the phone for a good hour last night and we decided were going to act like we don't like each other still because of the post she made in URTV4 about me not deserving to be in All-Stars. She is alligned with Alison and Jase so she will be giving me all the inside info on that side of the house and I hope she makes the merged house as well as myself, but I don't like that she's alligned with Jase at all because that means she will try to keep him safe, and ew!!!! I don't understand why she likes him, when he is extremley racist, even against black people which is Nakomis' ethnicity. Whatever makes her happy and keeps her safe I guess.

So this HoH competition confuses the hell out of me, but I just put down what I think the majority of the people put down, and rolled with it. I ideally hope that Scott wins this HoH because I know he will keep me safe, and then season 3 will have a chance next week. I just hope Scott doesn't end up getting any of the season 3 people out unless it's Will... because Will is disposable, I don't see him helping me at all in this game, so he can leave first of the season 3 bitches. I also think I should have my own reality show, I really do... ROFL! But I wanted to stick with the majorty, and I wanted to seem like I don't think highly of myself or my gameplay. It was painful to bold Alison's name... but I had to do it, and it was a strategic move... but if there's some producer out there... put me on a Reality Show Now!!!!!! Lol, I promise I'd be entertaining, I promise I promise I promise! ;D

One more thing.... is Keesha from Arizona or California, I'm soo confused! She needs to make up her mind already, she has said California like 475864 times, and then recently been saying Arizona, but I don't get it. If she is going to evict me, I'm going to drive to her house, and hold her hostage until she changes her mind. LOL!! So I hope she is from Arizona so she's in closer driving distance, ha ha.

[April Lewis]

Well well well.... Ladies and gentlemen, April Lewis is at her finest. Safe from the first week. And threw yet another challenge in URTV. I was so tempted to try to win, and I would have guessed somewhere in the 80's but then I decided I need to throw it and lay low for a little. So that's what I did. Had I won, I would have probably nominated Dan and Jen with a replacement of Daniele if it came down to that, but now it's all in Keesha's hands.

I'm really hoping that Keesha nominates Dustin and Janelle. I pushed her to try and nominate Janelle/Dustin or Daniele/Dan because we all know those pairs are all together and they all need to leave like ASAP. But she like made up with Janelle... wth! And she likes Danile and Dustin... wth! As long as she keeps me safe for the 1st week, I don't mind what happens. I just want Scott and I to be safe for the 1st week, that's all I ask.

I also have a final five alliance to get to the merged house. This alliance consists of Will, Janelle, Dustin, Chelsia, and myself. I like this alliance because we should all keep each other safe and whatnot. But I still want to see some of these people go before the merged house like Janelle and Will.

So... my only concern is there was a similar challenge the week I was evicted to this 1st HoH. And I came in 2nd and Keesha came in 1st. That's my only concern about this week, but I should be fine. Lol!! (I hope)

[April Lewis]

Like oh my goodness... Week one is amazing.

So when the Veto was won by Will the fireworks erupted!! Like sooo much. Keesha begins to freak out and be herself... And then out of nowhere she makes a horrible decision and threatens Chelsia and myself to be the replacement nominee if Will used the veto. I calmly spoke to Will about not using the PoV, and when I'm talking to people and trying to work them into what I want, I'm using Logos, Pathos, Ethos a greek philosopher once proposed it. I appeal to their logical side and how it will benefit them... I appeal to their emotional side and try to make them angry, and then I add in the ethical part and how their doing others in the game a favor. I did it all to Will, and I think I made some headway with him. I acted scared and vulnerable and made it seem like he'd be my executioner if he used the Veto because I really wanted Janelle to leave and that's who he was leaning towards saving. I also sent Scott in and told him that he might be the replacement so that he'd freak out and attack Will and hopefully the force in numbers would show Will that maybe he shouldn't use the Veto.

Then the votes... I have been targetting Janelle since the complete All-Star cast has been released. I know she is a hell of a player, and I know she lied to me when she told me her and Jessica wont be working together this season. And she also told Dan that I was a silent assasin which makes him think I'm a threat. Janelle had to go... and it was looking as if it'd be near impossible for her to leave this game. But I had to go into overdrive and really work it.

I didn't have to work on Jen at all... Keesha supposedly had Dan in her pocket but I didn't trust him. And I immedietly began working with Dustin telling him who is still open-minded on the vote and telling him to tell them whatever they want to hear. I called Scott like 6 times and really worked him. And I sent Chelsia a HUGE PM that explained every single reason why Janelle should leave and really worked logos, pathos, ethos in that letter. I also sent that letter to Dustin to show him how much I'm trying to get him to stay so that if he stayed in the house his loyalties would lie with me.

All in all... everything worked out. I predicted it to be 4-3, I just wans't 100% sure who was voting which way. I think Chelsia, April, Scott, and Jen evicted Janelle while Dan, Will, and Daniele evicted Dustin. I'm not 100% sure on that fact, but I think those are how the votes went down. Dan alreayd tried pinpointing the liar on Chelsia which makes me suspicious because he is trying to get the blame off his own back. I'm really concerned about Dan... and he is my next target in this game. But overall I'm extremly happy that Janelle left. I really tried to convince the hell out of people to evict her, I started rumors about alliances she started, I lied about the amount of alliances she really has, and I even made up conversations I had with her to show people. But all in all... she's gone and my 1st mission was accomplished.


As for the Firecrackers... I feel so bad for Amanda. I really pushed for her to backdoor Jase, and she tried but it failed miserably. I don't know how 6 people voted to keep him, ew!!! *Throws Up* I find it funny though that 2 winners left in the 1st week. I realy hope Amanda can stick it out overthere or there is some kind of twist where we can kidnap her because I don't want her to fall victim to Jase and his gang over there. I miss you Amanda, and I'm so sorry if my ideas got you into trouble this week.

2 Down. 17 To Go. ;D

[Nick Starcevic]

You killed this song for me. Js.