Week #6 (Ressurection Week)

[Parker]

This week I was ressurected in a way YAY!!!!!. Even though I feel bad that Amanda didn't get to return im still psyched i have a second chance at All-Stars.
So Macbeth and Lady Macbeth ooppz So Will and Chelsia obviously voted me back in because they feel safe with me in the house, and they don't expect me to put them up if I win HOH.
April and Scott I also believe feel safe with me in the house. Dan im not so sure of, he says he holds no grudges with me, yet he was probably really hoping for Amanda to return.

considering the April&Scott/Will&Chelsia rivalry I think the smartest thing for me too do is to not win this weeks HOH. If I win HOH and put anyone up including Dan I lose faith and respect from both sides.

I reallly want April out, and I really want Will out, so I'm just going to let them and their sidekicks just beat the living hell out of each other over these upcoming weeks and hopefully the two of them both leave soon. Will is great in challenges, he can win a clutch competition/veto/HOH at any moment, and April likes to fucking video chat with everyone, ya know being all social and shit, So she/he can get everyone to believe what he says and people will gain trust with Patrick quickly and believe whatever he says (i.e. Nakomis, Scott). And I also want Allison and Nick out in the future so it looks like I have some work to do i guess

In my mind from here on out I'm not going to have a true alliance or "final however many deal". I'm going to get alot of people pissed at me because they believe I trust them completly, but the truth is I trust no one in this game.


oh yea and


Fuck Will
Fuck Dan
Fuck Chelsia
Fuck April
Fuck Scott
Fuck Jessica
Fuck Allison
Fuck Nick
Fuck Jen

[Angie]

lol

[Parker]

hi

[Angie]

hi

[Mr. Blueberry]

Wow you sure are fucking a lot of people

[Parker]

*takes nap after all the fucking* *wakes up* *eats a sandwhich* *repeat*

[Parker]

Yay! im safe, and Yay!! im not in the firecrackers house while Nick is HOH lol.

[Angie]

lololol

[Parker]

Me and April conversate on trust, Chelsia, Nakomis, nominations, and......basically this is a boring conversation but its all I got so be happy

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ParkerURTV5 (10:39:52 PM): hi I dont want to be put up are you going to put me up? or dan? im hopin dan <-------- im paranoid
AprilLewis2nd (10:42:08 PM): Well... I'm paranoid too.
ParkerURTV5 (10:42:21 PM): you fo real lol? bout wat
AprilLewis2nd (10:42:50 PM): About you evicting Dan or Scott.
ParkerURTV5 (10:43:04 PM): why would I evict Scott?
AprilLewis2nd (10:43:41 PM): Because you and Chels might be close or Will would make some crazy deal with you and manipulate you into evicting Scott.
ParkerURTV5 (10:44:17 PM): i was thinking will and chelsia made some crazy deal with you to get me nominated if they didnt win veto, I think were all paranoid, but I put chelsia
ParkerURTV5 (10:44:21 PM): on my list first
ParkerURTV5 (10:44:40 PM): i think that should show you taht Im trying to shoot at the goal of u me scott n nakomis at merge
AprilLewis2nd (10:44:45 PM): And you swear on your mother you'd evict Chelsia?
ParkerURTV5 (10:44:54 PM): yepperz
AprilLewis2nd (10:45:12 PM): K. I'll give you $200 from my winnings at Veto, and I'm going to replace Scott.
AprilLewis2nd (10:46:08 PM): I swore on my Grandma I wouldn't nominate or replace you this week... and I'm a man to my word. I also worked a deal for Nakomis to stay safe as well. You better not turn on me though because I'm putting my neck on the line for this to work out.
ParkerURTV5 (10:46:56 PM): k, just trust me, I'm not trying to do anything shady, the only time I try to do shady shit is when people do the same to me, and just because we dont talk doesnt all like we use to (mostly because I have lotz of shizness going on at the moment) doesnt mean u r like the number #2 person I trust
ParkerURTV5 (10:47:00 PM): in this entire game
ParkerURTV5 (10:47:08 PM): trust me I got you
AprilLewis2nd (10:48:20 PM): Okay. You better evict Chelsia... no matter what Nakomis tells you, no matter what Will tells you. We need to split up the power couples if we have a chance. W ehave to start with Will and Chelsia. And even though Scott can't win HoH or Veto he has a lot of money that will help us win HoH next week.
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Ok lets pause here. April is subtle telling me "BITCH YOU BETTER NOT FUCK ME OVER AND VOTE SCOTT OUT BECAUSE I NEED HIS MONEY EVEN THOUGH HE IS COMPLETLY USSELESS IN TERMS OF CHALLNEGES
ok lets continue

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ParkerURTV5 (10:49:44 PM): I understand all this trust me, I just was paranoid because i didn't want to underestimate the power of will and chelsia and I didnt know ifthey already came to you with some stupid deal or something, I understand what has to be doen
ParkerURTV5 (10:49:47 PM): *done
AprilLewis2nd (10:50:35 PM): K.
AprilLewis2nd (10:51:00 PM): Don't let me down... I'm being told by WIll to use you as a replacement which makes me feel a little better that you two don't have some kinda deal.
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Here she is trying to subtly state " BITCH WILL TRIED TO GET ME TO PUT YO ASS UP BEFORE NOMINATIONS SO YOU BETTER RETALIATE AND VOTE HIS LADY FRIEND OUT!!!"
ok we can continue again
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ParkerURTV5 (10:52:30 PM): I dont think you have to bring up that Will told you to put me up as a replacement, I'm not oblivious, I understand what has to be done lolz I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page before replacement nominations
AprilLewis2nd (10:57:48 PM): Ya, ya.
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And here Patrick is saying "YEA WATEVER PACO!!! JUST FUCKING DO WHAT I SAY AND DONT SCREW ME UP OR ILL FUCK YOU OVER NEXT WEEK CONSIDERING I CAINT WIN HOH AND SCOTT CAINT EITHER.... O WAIT.... "

so yeah *fuck everyone* and *repeat*

[Parker]

Ok first of all, out of all the people in this game I really expected this guy to not be swayed by any of will's tatics. I mean come on Patrick, your going to get duped by will. Of course he wanted you to think I wasn't going to vote chelsia, of course he knew his best chance of keeping his princess around was with me on the block (im guessing). I just think this was the stupid move on Patrick's part. I was fucking ready to vote Chelsia out, not that I dont like her Its just ya know she got to the final two, shes a pretty strong competitor. But apparantly Patrick thought I would vote out Dan......lets say it again DAN....wait i dont think you guys heard me DANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! This idiot thought I would vote out Dan over Chelsia, whatever hes the dumb fuck, he just lost an allie wether he knows it are not, wether I am here next week or not, stupidist move EVER
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ParkerURTV5 (10:19:03 PM): hi
AprilLewis2nd (10:19:13 PM): Hi
ParkerURTV5 (10:19:28 PM): ok so explain to me everything because it seems to me like this was a plan to get me out for some odd reason from the get go i guess
ParkerURTV5 (10:20:27 PM): i dont understand you put me up because you thought i was going to vote chelsia out, but I came to you to make sure nobody was spreading any lies about me yesterday to tell you I was voting chelsia and you said you believe me? what happen between then and now?
AprilLewis2nd (10:20:29 PM): Shut up, shut up! It was not my original plan.
AprilLewis2nd (10:21:07 PM): Well... people were coming to me saying you had an alliance with Chelsia and Will. Plus Nakomis was mad that I wanted Chelsia out and since your close with Nakomis I thought you'd evict Scott.
ParkerURTV5 (10:21:25 PM): Well... people were coming to me saying you had an alliance with Chelsia and Will
ParkerURTV5 (10:21:30 PM): becayse they dont want to be put up
ParkerURTV5 (10:21:39 PM): Plus Nakomis was mad that I wanted Chelsia out and since your close with Nakomis I thought you'd evict Scott
ParkerURTV5 (10:21:44 PM): but i told you i wouldnt?
AprilLewis2nd (10:21:54 PM): Yea... but I thought you were lying.
ParkerURTV5 (10:21:54 PM): like i dont understand lol and i hate this font
ParkerURTV5 (10:22:20 PM): have i ever lied to you? you thought I was lying why? This omg i dont even know waht to say
ParkerURTV5 (10:22:40 PM): WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK I WAS LYING <---------thats what i really want to say
ParkerURTV5 (10:22:56 PM): I sweear i had a convo with you last night to make sure everything was clear?
ParkerURTV5 (10:23:25 PM): and I never talked to anybody in the whole house about game except for you in the past week then you put me up as the replacement nominee?
AprilLewis2nd (10:23:37 PM):
AprilLewis2nd (10:23:41 PM): I don't know what to say.
ParkerURTV5 (10:23:58 PM): do you and dan have like a deal or something?
AprilLewis2nd (10:23:59 PM): I know you and Will were close, I just thought you two were closer than you and I.
AprilLewis2nd (10:24:06 PM): No... but Dan hates Chelsia.
ParkerURTV5 (10:24:14 PM): I TOLD YOU I WOULD VOTE OUT CHELSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ParkerURTV5 (10:25:07 PM): i seriously thought u were kidding when you told me you put me up, wow i really dont know how to respond to this, i just got done talking to nakomis about how me you scott and her need to stick together once merge comes,
ParkerURTV5 (10:26:32 PM): wow, thats all i can say, just makes no since to me but its your HOH and if its a tie please dont do that corny "well I was going to keep you parker but im deciding to keep chelsia now" because im not going to come after you if I stay im still aiming for us to be final 4 but i was a freaking guranteeded vote to vote out chelsia and you just put me on the blck? it doesnt make ne since to me
AprilLewis2nd (10:26:52 PM): CHELSIA is my target.
AprilLewis2nd (10:26:53 PM): Not you.
ParkerURTV5 (10:27:13 PM): then why did you put a guranteed vote to evict her on the block? thats what i dont understand
AprilLewis2nd (10:27:42 PM): I thought you were lying
ParkerURTV5 (10:28:41 PM): this is exactly what will wanted WHY THE FREAK do you think he made that "who do you think should go up" thread why do you think he was trying to get me nominated, I came to you last night because I knew will would get to you and it didn't fail, and who was this who should you this mysterious convo?
ParkerURTV5 (10:29:10 PM): *showed =should oopz
AprilLewis2nd signed off at 10:30:04 PM.
aprillewis2nd is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
ParkerURTV5 (10:30:20 PM): ?
ParkerURTV5 (10:31:08 PM): your invisible ok i guess you dont want to talk to me, just know im pissed that will got to you im not pissed at you anymore i got all of that out of my system

[Parker]

FUCK APRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK APRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*REPEAT* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Parker]

Hi im patrick, I suck dick, I have no life, o wait I have a life its called "no". O yeah i also talk to people I have never met before on the telephone then record the calls. Hi i play games as females, wanna feel my fake breasts??? Hi im patrick I have a grandma? I swear on her..all day long? Hi im patrick my name sucks, o wait no it doesnt..i just suck, hi im patrick my best friend is spongebobsquare pants and we live in bakini bottom. Hi im patrick I like to go invisible so no one cansee my gay azz, hi im patrick im a bitch hi im patrick....





ok i just had to get some of my anger out sorry about that


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[Parker]

hi im patrick im best friends with a sexual predator

[Parker]

hi im patrick iam a sexual predator

[Parker]

I just want this guy to know (well i really dont want him to know, but when he reads this after the game is over) FUCK YOU!!! and if I survive this week your ass is fucking gone you are fucking dumbass your not even a 2facedlyingbitch your just DUMB AS FUCK!!!! How does someone get as dumb as your ass?

You are either a horrible lier or dumb ass fuck, after the game is over and you read this I want you to answer that question, ok great see ya then, hopefully i stay and put his ass up and if we merge by then put allison ass up as well, or maybe Ishould jsut nominate the whole house and make the URTVallstar house into a fucking kombi van for me myself, and I...and maybe howie, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!